The Chinese athletes have been victorious in the Olympics winning 100 medals 51 of which gold and winning the overall medal race.
And now I can reveal the secret of the Chinese athletes’ success – Scottish deer penis, regarded as the most virile in the world.
The stars use it to boost stamina and for its alleged anti-inflammatory, immune stimulant and injury-healing properties. The deers penis is also rich in protein, vitamins, calcium, magnesium and hormones and low in cholesterol.
Chinese traders have visited the Highlands to view the deer and have been training dealers on how to process the penises which are frozen or dried before export.
Finlay Clark, of the Association of Deer Management Groups, added: “I have never tried it, but if there are any Scottish athletes who want to give it a go I’m sure we could arrange it.”
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